ME TRYING TO KILL A SPIDER IS SO ENTERTAINING EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS
libra, love those who always loved you.
scorpio, you hold brilliance.
sagittarius, pick up the phone.
capricorn, kiss the cities you dreamt of.
aquarius, self-care is not frivolous.
pisces, pay attention to the vibes you bring.
aries, appreciate every wrong turn.
taurus, be spectacular.
gemini, your work is crucial.
cancer, stay this humble.
leo, take the blame if it is yours.
virgo, you are a goddess."
OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird
I KNOW ONCE I MEET ONE DIRECTION IM GOING TO MISS THEM EVERYDAY AFTER THAT AND I CANT AFFORD THAT
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.